part 4 the date

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I was getting ready for the date. I was very nervous.

I get in my car and drive to mick's house. He walks out of the house, looking as stunning as ever. We get to the fancy restaurant.

"What can we start you off with" the waiter, Dr. Phil said.
"Fat free unicorn flavored potato skins." Mick said confidently. Mick is such a manly man. When the appetizers got here, they looked like my granddad's left testicle, straight out of a Chuck E Cheese dumpster.

We get done eating and decide to go back to his place. We stand outside for a while. I tried to get out the words I love you, but I was interrupted by Pastor George Lopez streaking down the road