Talking ben appears under your bed and asks for your liver

Chapter 1

Hello my names is Sussy Amogus Bean Fards and I reallys likes talking Ben and he is so cool. Buts one day I askeds Ben if he's like livers and he said yes. I den asked Ben if he knows my location and he said yez and then he saids my address. After dat he sad that he's will apeer under me bed and eat my liver in 69 hours which's in 2.875 dayz.