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𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 | 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐔𝐏
❀𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐕❀
"All I'm saying is that teenage boys are immature, and being immature makes them look less attractive." I say shrugging my shoulders. Liv nods in agreement. I mean its true tho.
"Of course, you would say that. But not all teenage boys are immature, I mean look at me." Simon say offended as he waved his hand over his face. Liv scoffs and laughs. I give Simon a look.
"You're a nerd. I want a man. A mafia man to be exact. If only," Liv says dreamily. Tell me about it. It's one of my dreams.
"Right!" I agree with Liv. Simon scoffs and shakes his head in disappointment. He always looks disappointed around me and Liv.
"What's wrong with nerds?" Simon asks us offended. Literally almost everything. Well, it really depends.
"I prefer them buff." Liv says clenching her hands as if she was feeling an arm. I let out a laugh.
"What! Why buff." Simon asks confused. I roll my eyes at his reaction.
"Like Emmett Cullen buff but with blonde hair blue or brown eyes is my dream man." Liv nods. She's too obsessed with Twilight.
"Mine is like Edward Cullen but with Emmett's hair color and brown eyes." I say smiling. Gotta say my opinion.
"Your guy's standards are so high." Simon says furrowing his brow annoyingly. I shrug.
"Right!" We groan. It really is.
"My heels are higher than most people's standards." I say. Liv hums. It's true.
"If I saw someone like that, I would faint in their arms. They'll be my Prince Charming." Liv says sighing dreamily.
"Fuck a Prince I want a king." I say aloud. People look over to our table. "Take a picture, it lasts longer." I tell them. They look away embarrassed. I roll my eyes and look up.
"Someone's got bad news." I say biting my cherry. Simon and Liv look up to look at Clary coming in with a frown.
"Give me the professor's names and I... I will end them." Simon said. Me and Liv snort. Clary just looks at him with a 'really' look. Yeah, he'll bore them to death.
