You are walking around you and your husband, Lar's house, you see a plate of spaghetti sitting on the table. As your about to take a bite your little danish lover, Lars Ulrich of metallica hits your hands with his drum sticks "uh uh uh☝️...THIS IS MINE!!!" He yells. You step back a few steps as Lars is shoving fistfuls of spaghetti in his mouth while rubbing it all over his face, soon his mouth is too full to hold anymore and now spaghetti noodles and drool are seeping out. In an attempt to spit some bars, Lars chokes instead and falls to the ground. You are to shocked to say anything but surprise surprise! Your ex boyfriend Dave Mustaine, ex guitarist of Metallica and now frontman of Megadeth, comes in out of nowhere "d...d..Dave!?" You whisper. Now lars is laying on the floor lifeless, you see dave look over to lars and beat him up.
The end.
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