As you look down at childe bending down u can't help but see this pancake before you.. you can't help but laugh at how flat his ass is.
Its truly embarrassing honestly. You seem to remmener Zhonglis, Ittos, and Kaeyas, hey even some others! The difference is a ton.
You never considered dating Childe but this specifically knocks it out of the park. Mainly never considered dating him cause he sang "Perfect" and "Shape of you" on your first date. It wasnt fun. Hell come around near you humming stuff like "Shivers" but Zhongli...he hums nicer tunes. Kaeya has a fiercer tune but still relaxing. Itto...yeah idk what hes doing.
Childe really lost all his chances with you when he bent down and nothing was there. It must be why he bent down so easily, no weight in the back.
