bad guys on ✨c r a c k ✨ + rosei/meh

for da vine

dust: i accidentally ate rosei's chicken nuggets how long do you think i have left

nightmare: five

dust: FIVE WHAT!?!!

* rosei running down the hall *

nightmare: four

* rosei footsteps could be heard coming towards dust's room *

nightmare: three

* dust's breath getting heavy *

nightmare: two

* rosei chainsaws down the door *

rosei: HERES ROSEI

nightmare: one

* dust left the chat *

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rosei: let's go see what's in the basement

* dream tied up in a chair, with the song baby shark *

rosei: haha, nvm

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rosei: * wakes up *

nightmare: * wakes up *

nightmare and rosei: hello, god has let us live another day and we're going to make it everyone's problem

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Rosei: have a great day

Dream: have a wonderful day

Rosei: have a splendid day * eye twitching *

Dream: have a glorious day

Rosei: HAVE A MAGICAL DAY YOU SON OF A B+

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Rosei: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Rosei*
Rosei: Ha! Nice try, jacka##! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Rosei: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Dream: You and me!!!
Rosei, tearing up: Okay.

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Rosei: This is such a bad idea.
Dream: Then why are you coming along?
Rosei: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong

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Rosei: Dream and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Nightmare : *Sighing* What did Dream do?
Rosei: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Dream: Who wants a steering wheel

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Dream: What are you in the mood for?
Rosei: World domination.
Dream: That's a bit ambitious.
Rosei: You are my world.
Dream: Aww...
Rosei:
Dream:
Rosei:
Dream: WAIT A MINUTE—

Killer: You're pathetic!
Dream: You're pathetic-er!
Rosei: You're both losers.

**Nightmare :** Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
**Rosei:** No.
**Blue:** No.
**Nightmare :** Didn't think so.

**Rosei:** All in all, a 100% successful trip.
**Dream:** But we lost Killer.
**Rosei:** All in all, a 100% successful trip!

**Rosei:** I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
**Nightmare :** Please don't get arrested.
**Rosei:** No promises! <3
**Killer:** Why not both? Get creative!
**Rosei:** Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
**Nightmare :** Please don't encourage them, Killer.

**Killer:** What's the signal when something goes wrong?
**Rosei:** We yell, 'oh shit.'
**Dream:** ...That'll work.