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Ritchie: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it

Brandon: If you're afraid of clowns, why do you hang out with Flurry?

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Flurry: Brandon, what are we going to do?

Brandon: What are you worried about? You're so small they probably won't even see you.

Flurry: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Brandon: Flurry, there's never not a time because, just like you, life is short.

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Silver: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Michael: Sometimes you just gotta DAB DA grief away.

Bri: You're dead to me.

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Brandon: Why aren't you sleeping?

Michael: I'm too busy plotting your murder to sleep

Brandon:

Michael: ...The nightmares.

Brandon: *hugs Michael*

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Michael: The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So you have to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

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*over a lacrima*
Past Grimshade leader: Kids, where are you? You were supposed to be here an hour ago.

Michael: We got mildly kidnapped but it's fine.

Past Grimshade leader: Mildly kidnapped?!?!?!

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Brandon: The mature response to having a crush on someone is to defeat them in battle

Ritchie: no it is not

Flurry: who's he got a crush on?

Ritchie: Michael, aka Shade, leader of Grimshade and our enemy

Flurry: oof

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