(Obivously not finished)
Crk lore
(explained by an idiot)
So um um there was 5 bleaches called the ancients and ig they like the justice league or something- I honestly don’t fundamentalisming know (or care) One of them (White Lily) was trying to figure out how and why cookies were made and she ends up seeing the witches eat a cookie. Then she falls into the ultimate dough out of shock ig. Then she ameregtsngruryrururururs as Dark Enchantress, who is the main villain. Then she releases the cake monsters onto earthbread ig. So the rest of the ancients try to fight her, and guess what? They fcking lose, THAT'S WHAT. Um so then like 20 years later… YES 20 PPL BE THINKING ITS 488474838484949384848488948493949949849494848484848484848488484489489448484984848484848484848388383983939389894848484848484839993939929284937483974839 YEARS LATER, IT'S LITERALLY ONLY 20 DUMBASSES. So 20 years later you see this dude (Gingerbrave) escaping from the witches oven. So mans has to fight a cakehound with a candy cane… RIP THAT CHIFFON AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY /j He wins lol. Then he fcking dies, nah jk he passes out. Then the first thing he sees is a sugar gnome
There's 2 other cookies there, Wizard (short ass mfer) and Strawberry.
So um then the sugar gnomes like “AYO YOU'RE A GROUP OF HOMOSEXUAL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS SO LETS MAKE THIS A FCKING GAY KINGDOM.”
Gingerbrave and Strawberry are like “SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
But Wizard’s closeted af so he like “No, screw you, DUMBASS FA-”
But he ends up agreeing to it. Then the sugar gnomes tell the group of literal 12 year olds to go investigate the forest, they do. Wizard has a fcking breakdown (Relatable fam) They win (duh, this is a chirrens game) and they find a cookie cutter and dumbass bitch Gingerbrave sits in it. Then thru the cookie cutter they find chipotle cookie nah jk it's Chili Pepper (lesbian caretaker) And at first she like “No way jose I aint helping a bunch of gay middle schoolers build no god damn kingdom wit sum cocaine looking gnomes.”
Then the fucking crown gets stolen by “An UnKnOwN CoOkIe” nah jk its obivously fcking Licorice. They catch him and Chiffon number 2 runs away wit the crown, (Red Velvet come get yo child) So they go chase le fcking Chiffon and run into dusty ass ipad kid nah jk its Custard (I’m sorry ily, my child) The cakehound fucking bites him and dips.
(Skips land 2-8 because I fucking forgot)
LAND 9 (me favorite) They meet Black Raisin the local bisexual girlboss- Black Raisin tells them the fuck off and then the wafflebots come outta no where like "hey bbg 😩" and Black Raisin like "Awe shit, here we go again." ✨And then leaves✨ (girlboss move 💅)
----Epik fight scene---
Wizard is being a fucking nerd (He's literally my favorite starter, why am I being so mean-)
Then the starters catch up with Raisin and Chili is like
"Hey, what the fuck, man?"
The villager like,
"How tf a group of homosexuals fight the fucking wafflebots?"
Wizard then reassures Black Raisin they aight, and she says
"Aight bet, eat this and u cool."
And everyone like,
"Nah it got raisins, fuck u."
(I JUST GOT A FUCKING FOOT CRAMP SHIT)
Then Raisins like
"Nah get out, you picky bitches."
