Notch: sits in their room, broke as fuck and wanting some sweets Hunny, can we go buy some sweets?
Jay: Do you have some of your own money to buy it?
Notch: no...
Jay: Then no.
Notch: How about I suck you off for a buck?~
Jay: My guy, one dollar isn't gonna buy you that mega chocolate bar.
Notch: T-T
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Nighty: More espresso, less depresso!
Hero: sipping his coffee I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast!
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Hero: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife 10 times.
Red: You mean you stabbed them?
Hero: No, the, ran into my knife.
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Jay : I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".
Jura: I see you're passing on your name.
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Hero: Dom or sub?
Red : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Centi: Jura, you’re such a genius!
Jura: Yes, I know.
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Notch: How high are you?
Hero: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.
Red: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.
Hero: Oh, antidepressants, why?
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Hero: I trusted you!
Red: Why?
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Hero texting Nighty: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Nighty phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now – I’ll get back to you later.
Later
Nighty texting back: Fuck you.
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Hero: literally the person with the highest body count, a murderous psycho with a yandere complex, stuffing dead bodies with cotton to make body pillows, and will murder anyone in a five mile radius
Red: So I adopted this man into our family and fell in love with him-
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Fading Lights: The Bloopers + Missing stories
FanfictionThis is an extra to the Fading Lights saga I did in co-operation with TheWorldOfRedrare. Those stories are mainly Oneshots or Missing Details/Bloopers I didn't add to the saga itself due to the fact they either wouldn't fit, came to mind way too lat...
