________________________________________________________Jake: FLIP THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART-TO-HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Jake: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR-LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Sunoo: Jake just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Sunoo: I just won Jake Tantrum Bingo.
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