shout out to kurtscherrycola for giving me this idea
it was march and womens history month daniel felt inspired and motivated to write something about the women of this world or the coochie havers or whatever
daniel couldn't think of anything though so he got sad
waaaaa cry baby modelater he went shopping and he saw the most amazing shirt ever
THAT WAS IT THAT WAS THE IDEA
daniel felt happy with himself for putting the brain cells to use and bought the shirt and some lemons and walked homehe got home and sweep was there
"sup my dogirlboss" he said like this emoji 😎he got his notebook and wrote
We are the girlbosses, we'll take your fascism away
We are the girlbosses, apologize for another day
We are the girlbosses and politicians are so sure
We are the girlbosses and we are knocking on death's doorthen his mum walked in oh no he ran and jumped into his door to try stop her it didn't work he was now in the door
his mum ran away but daniel used his crawling skills and slid back into his room he used hello kitty tape to "build it better " (sorry natalie reference)
he sat back down and wrote the song he felt proud of achieving the girlboss but guy award it boosted his ego.
2 weeks later
daniel ben and chris were in the studio"hey guys i have a new song " daniel said
he played the song ben fell off his chair amazed
chris was in shocklater they recorded the song and it became a NO.1 hit it was used as a girlboss anthem
to this day nothing will ever top
girlboss anthem for the year 2000
the end
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