*Ring ring*
Will: "Hello?"
Jordan: "Hey."
Will: "Oh, hey man. What's up?"
Jordan: "Can you come to the park in like, 10 minutes? I need to talk to you."
Will: "But, you're literally talking to me right now."
Jordan: "Maaaan just get yo' cringey butthole over here."
*Hangs up*
Will: "Are you-? Wow, fuckin', rude much?"
*15 minutes later*
Jordan: "Took you long enough. Come on, walk with me."
Will: "Uh, ok."
. . .
Will: "So, uh, gonna tell me why you made me come out here?"
Jordan: "All right, so... when you gonna update your shit bro?"
Will: "I don't know, probably never."
*Pulls out wheat thins*
Jordan: "How about now?"
Will: "Tempting but no."
*Pulls out gun"
Jordan: "How about now?"
Will: "No. Look, I'm a terrible writer if you could even call me that. Also, writing takes time and motivation dude. Trying to genuinely write something, especially right now with my parents and this court shit, I don't think I'm gonna write anything man. It's also just not for me. I'm a guy that likes to read, not write. I have so many ideas, if I was motivated to write I might be able to actually make a good story but I just don't like writing. So yeah... either I'm not gonna write for a very long time or never again, ok?"
Jordan: "... Cool but uh, can I still shoot you?"
Will: "Yeah bro go ahead."
The End
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Oneshots and gunshots
Fanfictionthe gunshots are in the school. specifically in the 2nd grade classroom. these will be random oneshots that i'll do if i feel like it fuck you im sorry but not really are you gonna leave yet? no? ok.
