Jacob bangs on my door butt naked. i open the door he does have a big shlong now i guess, he tried to make out with me but i smacked him away, i've never liked u jacob leave me alone. his "shlong" falls off. i stare in disgust his penis in FIVE YEARS GREW A QUARTER OF AN INCH?!. i kick him out my house and laugh, here comes jenna with a KNIFE?! she's sobbing "do you hate me?" i say "yes i do babes" and i take the knife out her hand and fling it in my garden she's too short reach. i laugh as the police come up the road and take them away. end of this story 😍😍, take this as a note.. never trust a jenna and a jacob saggytits.
