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4: The News

Peter: GUYS THERES SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!

Peter: QUICK

Mr. Kidnapper: What is it?!

Mrs. Kidnapper: Wait why do you have a Mr

Mr. Kidnapper: Wait why do YOU have a Mrs!?

Widow: SHIPPPPPPP 

Mr. Kidnapper: Did you do this?

Widow: No someone else did

GreenGuy: Well we all know its not me

GodofThunder: who is it again?

Mrs. Kidnapper: Not him either

Legolas: Not me?

Mr. Kidnapper: That's a little suspicious...

Peter: ITS CALLED SUS 

Mr. Kidnapper: what is this "sus"

Legolas: I learned from my kids its short for suspicious

Cap: So like a clang?

GodofThunder: I think its called flang

Mrs. Kidnapper: Its called a slang

Peter: Correct, Mrs. Kidnapper

Mr. Kidnapper: 0_o

GreenGuy: I think he knows who changed the names

Peter left the chat

Mr. Kidnapper and Mrs. Kidnapper: ITS HIM

Cap: he left

Widow: Notice you guys said that at the same time

GreenGuy: I think everybody did

Legolas: shes so crazy she would problably write fanfics all day about them 2

Peter: oVo

GodOfThunder: Ovo?

Peter: wut

Mr. Kidnapper: why did you change our names

Peter: i didn't

Mrs. Kidnapper: Then why did you leave?

Peter: cause i left

Mr. Kidnapper: Peter.

Peter: you have no proof

Mr. Kidnapper: yes I do

Mr. Kidnapper: Scroll up.

Peter: oops are u guys mad

Mrs. Kidnapper: I don't really care about the names, its fine

Mr. Kidnapper: now that are names are like this...

Mr. Kidnapper: WE ARE MARRIED

Mrs. Kidnapper left the chat

Widow: SHE LEFT YOU! 

Mr. Kidnapper: She has work to do and besides shes just embarrased 

Mr. Kidnapper: She loves me 

GreenGuy: Yeah, but no one really cares

Widow: BUT I DO

Legolas: See I was right, she is crazy

Peter: heyy remember when i had big news to tell you like 10 years ago

Cap: Oh yeah! Is it how to work a toaster!?

Peter: yes

Cap: OMG YES

Peter: PSYCH! No its isn't

Cap left the chat

Peter: oof

Cap: I returned

Mr. Kidnapper: no one cares sorry

Cap: At least you apologized

GodofThunder: What is the News of big?

Legolas: Big news he means

Peter: q w e r t y 

Legolas: That-That's it!?

Peter: y e e t 

Mr. Kidnapper: WHAT DOEs THAT EVEN MEAN

Cap: I think its a clang

Legolas: *slang

Cap: Its what kids do these days to get lit

Cap: get lit with the fam

Cap: and have some chicken nuggets.

Peter: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DINO CHUKEN NUGGIES

GreenGuy: Your kinda pig

Peter: NO YOU SUSSY BAKA

GreenGuy: what

Mr. Kidnapper: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

GodofThunder: WHAT ARE WE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHINGGGGG FOR

GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH

GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH

GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH

GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH

Widow: STOP

Widow: STAPPPPPPPP

Legolas: no u stap

Widow: bad u

Mr. Kidnapper: Sus is the scientific name for pig, nice one GreenGuy!

GreenGuy: But what does Sussy baka mean

Cap: It has something to do with "sus"

Widow: YOU LEARNED SOMETHING WOWOWOWOWOWOWO

Cap: yes big surprise.

Legolas: My kids told me sussy baka means suspicous barker

Legolas: Don't even know what THAT means

Peter: guys my teacher saw me texting u guys and i got in trouble

Mr. Kidnapper: THEN DONT TEXT US

Peter: *hurts feeligns

Widow: You shouldn't even be texting in class

Peter: class is over and anyways all they were talking about was a boring stark internship

Mr. Kidnapper: That's not boring!

GreenGuy: Yeah its actually pretty cool!

Legolas: Yeah! There's a chance you can meet the Avengers! Make sure to see Hawkeye, hes the best

Mr. Kidnapper: No Iron Man is

Widow: No Black Widow is

GreenGuy: I think Hulk is pretty cool

Cap: I think Captain America is pretty ice cube

Peter: You mean chill? Or cool? 

Mr. Kidnapper: realize that kinda is literally

Peter: but it was boring anyways

Peter: I like Iron Man

Mr. Kidnapper: *high fives

GodOfThunder: WHYY

Peter: long story

GodOfThunder left the chat

Peter: rager

Mr. Kidnapper: You know, if you do the internship, you could meet Tony Stark. He's amazingly awesome

Peter: IM SIGNING UP

Tony looked around to all of his friends around the room. All of his friends were staring at him. He smiled and spoke up, "You know this is our chance to meet Peter, right?"