Hell sweet hell

''Wake up''

*Dantes pov*

And so there i was
Fighting agaist the great sauce abominations that had infected the great state of pizzonia, a mission that could be considered ''Holy'' by many... but for me? it was a mission of rescue for my one TRUE mate was taken as a hostage, the princess Cheeseria was on the last floor and i Dante Sparda wielder of the cheese cutter is going to cut and bite my way to top regardless of consequence.

Swinging to both sides with his cutter and shooting with ebony he makes the path through the many, many hallways of the gigantic castle but eventually he find his way to the bridge between the princess tower and the rest of the castle

''STOP ON YOUR TRACKS DANTE'' an powerfull voice demands from above gaining my attention

''You... SAUCYNIUS PICANTINO'' I scream

''In the sauce'' the being thing says

''why have you captured and asaulted the kingdom this way?!'' I ask

''YOU SHOULD KNOW 'Consumer of villages' DANTE'' he says the consumers part with a title type tone ''YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS ACURSED LAND SHOULD KNOW WHY WE ARE DOING THIS'' he shouts angrily

''Answear then. Why'' I demand

''Feh But of course, day to day- NO HOUR TO HOUR... MY kind is devoured and USED for this kingdom to prosper using our souls as fuel of their inhabitants, the princess herself is made out of 4 of MY people AND. WE. WON'T. TOLERATE THIS ANYMORE'' tha sauce thing screams before jumping into the bridge blocking the way ''And defeating you is the first step to FREEING my people'''

''Gun'' I says before shooting to the sauce man head making a hole

''FOOLISHNESS DANTE! NO WEAPON BUILD BY MAN CAN DISRUP MY FORM'' The thing boldy states as the hole patches itself

-''2 Guns'' I say as I pull out evory aswell and shoot with both pistols. But it has the same effect

-''YOU FOOL I TOLD YOU I CAN'T KILL ME WITH BULLETS?!'' the sauce man shouts

-''Well as a man once said: If gun isn't enough use more gun'' I say ''but ok i'll play by your rules'' I say as revelion appears on my hand ''Lets rock''

And just like that I woke up after being kicked in the gut

-''uh HEY'' I scream blocking a 3rd kick with my arm ''the hell are you doing i was in the middle of a dream'' and i know this guy, Vergil my recently found Dark Vader wannabe of a brother 

-''The qliphot's gate has been closed and with it the reason for demons to approach, get up'' He said with his workshopped I'm better than you tone

-''Fine just let me'' I say while standing up with a groan''By the way does hell have any food places? I haven't aten anything since you became a gardener'' I say having one my hands on my stomach

-''Not that im aware off, but im afraid we have more important things to be concerned now'' Vergil says

-''Like what, do you have an unfinished revenge plot that don't know about?'' I ask

-''You would call it that'' Vergil says

-''Let me guess, mundus?'' I say to wich he nods ''Well tough luck if he isn't here already is becouse he is either dead or dethroned and not even I could fully crack that nut''

-''That's the problem, he disappeared around 10 years ago the throne overtaken by a self proclaimed 'fallen angel' and she is tough so much so that urizen had to resort to the qliphoth in order to confront her'' He said while leaining on a rock

-''(Chuckling)Well threaten me with a good time... So you think that this new ruler knows where mundus ended up and you want to find him so you can settle the score'' I ask

-''Yes and as much as I hate to ask you this... I need you help in case thing go south'' He said

-''Wow... You. Asking help? Well sir i'll kindly accept thy requ-'' I said with a dramatic tone

-''Don't push it'' He interrupted

-''Alright alright i'll help you up with your passion proyect, but after that I want you to invite me a pizza you choose the topings tho'' I offer raising my fist

-''Fair enough'' He says fist bumping me

-''Right then where is the exit then?''

-''Follow me''

And so we started the walk through Vergils's garden it's weird one would think that hell has no sky but there is, a blue clear sky it's beautiful scenery but the walk ended when they found the exit guarded by to gigant statues of marble Dante felt a little deja vu from the way they were posing but there wasn't much time to feel it since the statues were awakened silently with swords in hand

-''Say why are these guys here?'' Dante asked

-''Security'' Vergil responded

-''Really? These 2 are going to protect your tree from the chick that beat you into reatreat?'' Dante scoffed

-''Just so you know they are ment to defend from scouting teams'' Vergil replied

-''Right right they'll make a fine warm up anyways'' He said as rebellion 2.0 appeared on his hand ''Dibs on the right one'' He said while running towars it

-''Fine then'' Vergil said teleporting towards it

Dante ran traight to it preparing his Stinger (Copyright. all rights reserved) into the statue's knee cutting the half it's leg ''Aww crap I wentin a little too much didn't I'' Dante said looking back to the struggling titan as it turn around and faced him ''Oh c'mon just... Walk it off sonny'' letting out a chuckle... The statue didn't take it that well showing it by jumping to him sword in hand being dodge by Dante's backflipping. The statue got up from the floor getting in one knee and swinging it's sword down but Dante could only think in one thing ''(Bet 20 bucks I can parry that with rebellion)'' and so he did timing his swing with the statue's he bounce it back to the statue's suprise. And now is time to attack summoning 6 red swords around him he attacked using his 7 in total swords chopping it to pieces while he ran up to the head of the statue jumping backwards of it and throwing a rose wich on impacted triggered it to crumble into pieces

-''Neat'' Dante said to the sight of his rose standing above the ruins of the statue looking at his brother to se his battle seeing that vergil had his eyes closed and sword out ''Hey how you doing there''

-''Waiting for you'' He said while sheathing his sword that made a 'Shing' noise that made the statue crumble into pieces

-''How do you even do that?'' Dante asked

-''Skill'' Vergil smugly replied

-''Yeah sure whatever'' Dante dismissed

-''Let's get back on track shall we?'' Vergil offered

-''Yeah by the way why do you guardians inside instead of outside?'' Dante asked

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭❜𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞.

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞

Note:Hey there I'm gonna be rewritting and hopefully continuing this after all, so to the 3-4 people that somehow missed this hello again and stay tuned