The Boondocks Poems

Robert Freeman

Grandfather of Huey
And Riley
Currently lives with
Them in Woodcrest

Was probably born
Sometime in the
1920s

A Tuskegee Airman
Active participant
In U.S. civil
Rights movement

Has close relationship
With Cookie

Also lived in
Alabama during
The movement

Had a grudge
Against Rosa Parks
For stealing his
Thunder

Old yet unwise
Never accepts responsibility
For actions
Never learns lessons

Prideful
Impatient
Intolerant
Believes in strict
Discipline
Quick to go
For belt
When boys go
Out of line

Isn't exactly the
Best parental figure
Or influence
Perfectly fine
With sneaking into
Movies without paying

Describes himself
As a Civil Rights
Legend
Though others question
It in the series

A pathological
And compulsive liar
Major womanizer
With an unhealthy
Attraction towards younger
Women

Can be swayed by
TV ads
Like the demonic
Siri

Extremely incompetent
With money and
Finances
Has been in debt
For 2 million

Tends to get
Distracted easily
Sometimes be embarrassed
By the actions of his grandsons
Loves and cares about them

Still loves deceased wife
And was touched
When Riley painted
Her on the house

Combat style focuses
Primarily on belt
Wields it in style
Of a whip
Uses it for whipping
Restraining and
Offense during
A fight

At young age
Skilled enough
To beat several
People down
With belt

Also uses cane
To fight
Similar to the
Fighting style
Of tonfa

Somewhat skilled
With firearms
Owns guns like
Pump action
Remington 870
And Luger