You know what your virgin ass be doing now:
Alone on a Friday night,you realized tomorrow was your birthday. As if anyone would remember. You started watching demon slayer season two for the 4th time. 4. An unlucky number. You saw Daki and simp mode activated. You were about to get the lotion and the vibe but you told yourself that it wasn't worth it. At least not now. You paused the tv to head to your room for a second. You laid down and got the strange motivation to get dressed up to go eat somewhere. You got dressed and did your makeup and stepped out like a material girl. You went into your car and started blasting F/A's music. You went into a Popeyes's and the customers started to stare at you. Of course they were. You sure as hell looked like some hot Emo. You ordered your food for takeout and received it. The receptionist had chocolate brown skin,pink and blue hair and a nose ring and heavy eyeliner,looked about 15. You were 15 too. "Hey,what's your n-" "I'm taken by a hot girl." "Sad." You walked out and sat in your car and started to drive. You entered your house and saw the scariest yet hottest thing ever on your couch.
