they both came back from a strip club in NYC and went to their hotel room
"babygorl have you ever thought about having children" asked Luigi "Yes i want a child" answered Shrek.
Luigi turned on the shower and they both stepped in the shower. As Luigi was washing Shrek he looked down and smirked and said "Lets have sex" Shrek agreed and so they both started moaning so loud that even the people in the other hotel room could hear them. After 3 hours they both went to bed
the next day
"Shrek go get me a pregnancy test" and so Shrek went to grab a pregnancy test when he cane back he saw that Luigi had a massive explosive diarrhea "here you go pookie" Luigi took the pregnancy test and after 10 minutes he looked at it and got so excited that he accidentally sharted "SHREK IM PREGNANT" yelled Luigi "WHAT" they were both excited
9 months later
"LUIGI YOU CAN DO IT JUST PUSH" said Shrek
the baby came out of Luigis luigussy and they both looked at the bloody green child "what should his name be" asked Luigi "hmmm i think Chicken would sound perfect" they both agreed on that name.
2 months later
"dinner is ready i made chicken" said Luigi as Shrek ran from his swamp to the kitchen "damn booboo bear im starving" after they finished eating Shrek asked "hey where did the baby go?" and Luigi just started laughing and said "we just ate him silly" they both started laughing so hard that Shrek let out a huge fart that donkey passed out "damn babies taste so good we should eat more babies" said Shrek
i hope you liked my book.😘
