Chicken Stories

The 1st book in the series 'Story of Chickens' Flying wind is an ordinary herb- and medicine chicken at the Cat Headquarters, who wishes that the cats would stop attacking the Chicken Headquarters. She knows very well that will not happen anytime soon, because none of the 500 original cats have any respect for the chickens since majority of all chickens were against that the cats either killed or turned all other animal species into statues. When Flying wind escapes from the Cat Headquarters and joins the chickens, the cats start planning out ways to remove the chickens too for real.

what would you do if a drunk instagram famous model and singer suddenly asked you for a blowjob? *~* [WARNING!] contains : smut in the future for y'all sinners ;), gayness umMM, violence? idk maybe this is basically like every bts text au i've ever read, except shitty :). (i lost my phone so don't expect updates every 2 secs! :D)

Getting to the world meeting early, and not being able to check into his hotel, Matthew goes and finds himself drinking away in the storage room. Passing out, he is soon discovered by a certain Russian. (I don't own any characters! Everything belongs to their rightful owners!)

What happens when Master Wu brings home a lethal lightning chicken and places it in the midst of six fully-trained, battle-hardened, (usually!) busy ninja? You get all sorts of outrageous shenanigans and hilarious incidents, like these! Enjoy! Updates aren't as slow as I feared, I'll do my best! Note: Please, no swearing in the comments. Thank you!

I got the idea to write this from @stars_pgn and @angry_blobfish Midoriya had liked Bakugo and Todoroki for a long time, and one day he came up with a plan to make them jealous but it all went crazy from there... Ik I suck at descriptions but this is a good fanfic I promise ^3^ Comment if u want me to draw a scene and I will ^3^ ---COVER ART IS NOT MINE--- ---I DO NOT OWN MY HERO ACADEMIA OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS, THE ONLY THING I OWN IS THE PLOT---

That is the one.

The smoke wraps tendrils around your legs and sinks into your skin. Dry coughs scrape their blunt nails down your throat and the smoke penetrates deeper, sliding a hand around your neck and s q u e e z i n g. Everything is blurry now. Your breath comes in short, sharp bursts. You hear hoarse sobs in between rasping coughs. Blood and saliva drips onto the dead grass. Too late. *** It's always the quiet, unassuming events that foretell the end. That's where the movies get it wrong. The world won't go out with a bang. It will slowly burn right in front of our eyes as we pretend that we like the warmth. Then when we finally come to our senses and we are no longer blinded by money and greed, it will be too late. A collection of short speculative fiction and poetry pieces that explore the fine line between dystopia and reality.

Matching with my mom, sister, and Nana

An erotic FanFiction about the relationship between a factory worker and a chicken nugget.

FELT BORED AND MADE THIS DW IM TAKING A BREAK FROM THE DOD ONESHOTS (POSSIBLE BUILDERSHED) LOTS OF SWEARING THATS ALL IG (only survivor GC) (I'LL THINK ABOUT MAKING A KILLER GC)

hi I exist

"I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I'm actually a pretty damn good babysitter." ~Steve Harrington You have been warned... A series of mamma Steve one shots

ANYONE WHO LOVES TALKING ABOUT POOPS WILL ENJOY THIS STORY!! NOW READ THE STORY FELLOE POTATOE MEN!!

Addison has never had a junior chicken before. Meredith helps.

These are just some of my favorite things about 1D ♥

The religion about chickens. This book will teach you it all! (Totally not a cult)

Seriously, I was so stupid for deleting my other one that I've been blessed with views with but I'm starting new. This is the new one shot book. Free requests but no smut please.

Well..........Uuumm..........why am I even trying??? Well all I can say is.....uuuuuu.........the title says it all. *Sneak Peek* (Don't know if that's the right peek.....oh well) Teacher: What does a fluffy chicken give you? Children: Eggs. Teacher: What does a pig give you? Children: Bacon. Teacher: What does the fat cow give you? Children: Homework.

pete wentz smells so bad like really bad.