If your a dumb fuck and bought a toe rather than a child here's how to take care of it: put it in a milk bath then wiggle and if it is harder it means it's a good toe if jiggly put it in military school
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PoetryThis story is a poetic verse by verse life of a toe. If you are easily offended please go away. I CANT HEAR THE HATERS. And remember to use protection... When drinking Pepsi
