once upon a time, molly anders decided to dye her hair for the 28747283th time today. she found toilet bleach and put it on her hair. it got on her eyebrows and she washed it off in slow motion. her dad gasped and collapsed in slow motion. he said "I didn't raise no egg" and went to get the milk and never came back. her mum cooked her and made her into a omelette. the end
