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RIDDLE WAS KINDA SEXY LOL
[ willow- dr. doofenshmirtz
draco- draco daddy
hermione- einstein 2.0
harry- lol the chosen one?
ron- ronald the red head
fred- freddy the red head
george- georgie the red head
neville- snape's personal dufflebag
blaise- blaisey waisey
luna- purest of them all ]

RONALD THE RED HEAD
willow give me back my blanket

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
what blanket

RONALD THE RED HEAD
the one u said lulled u to sleep like a two year old baby n then an hour later it mysteriously went missing from my room

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
king i have no idea what ur talking ab 💯
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
u should rlly go find it tho it seems like a valuable asset

RONALD THE RED HEAD
willow i know u have it i saw u sleeping w it in the common room 🤨

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ron that literally never happened
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
r u okay?

RONALD THE RED HEAD
HEY I KNOW WHAT UR DOING
RONALD THE RED HEAD
UR TRYING TO GASFIGHT ME

EINSTEIN 2.0
its gaslight

RONALD THE RED HEAD
that's literally what i said

EINSTEIN 2.0
👍

DRACO DADDY
gaslight him more i support this behavior

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
im what? gaslighting? what r u talking ab? that's not even a word, u guys sound insane

RONALD THE RED HEAD
WILLOW

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ok yeah i took it

RONALD THE RED HEAD
WHERES MY APOLOGY
RONALD THE RED HEAD
n GIVE IT BACK

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
first off i wanna apologize to not a single one of u mfs cuz this is my world n ur just living in it! go to hell!
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
n u will get ur blankie back soon, put that pacifier back in ur mouth n stop whining u red head 🙄🙄
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
hate redheads bro

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
u fr said that in a gc w three redheads 😬

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
maybe they shouldn't be redheads then

BLAISEY WAISEY
draco can help them out w changing their hair color

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
wdym

DRACO DADDY
ZABINI, SHUT IT.

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ZABINI, SHUT NOTHING.

BLAISEY WAISEY
he bleaches his hair 😻

LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
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LOL THE CHOSEN ONE?
aint no way

DRACO DADDY
DO NOT SAY A WORD, WILLOW.

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
girl how u expect me to stay quiet at that😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
HE BLEACHES HIS HAIR GUYS THAT IS SUCH A FUNNY IMAGE IMAGINE DRACO MALFOY BLEACHING HIS HAIR IN THE COMMON BATHROOM

DRACO DADDY
IM COMING TO UR ROOM.

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
ooo im so scared 😱 😹☝️
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
wait no guys im actually kind of scared

RONALD THE RED HEAD
maybe if u hadn't stolen my blankie i would've come help

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
BLANKIE

EINSTEIN 2.0
yeah no we're done



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