I'm telling jokes in abusive texts [Quick wear](MTL)

third chapter

third chapter

    In the end, Li Qian agreed to Mo Mo's request to listen to the cross talk together.

    Originally, I planned to make it an employee benefit. I asked a few colleagues to go with me and have a meal together. However, most of my colleagues in the company brought their families with me. They rushed back to accompany their families during the Lantern Festival. In the end, they became Li Qian and Mo Mo. Solitary action of man.

    Mo Mo spoke boldly: "Mr. Li, will we have dinner together after the cross talk is over?"

    Li Qian glanced at her: "You can eat it if you want."

    "That's great!" He took out the cross talk tickets, "Also... Since it's an employee benefit, can I pay for this ticket?"

    Li Qian:...

    I seem to regret what happened...

    Mo Mo is looking forward to the cross talk at night.

    Before crossing the road, she liked to listen to cross talk. When she was in a bad mood, she listened to the two people on the stage holding each other and making fun, and all her troubles disappeared in an instant.

    So she firmly believed that her source of happiness would definitely make Li Qian happy.

    Even if the effect is not great, it's not a problem to increase the happiness value by one or two points, right?

    However, she still underestimated Li Qian.

    She also bought a VIP seat specially. The two sat in the front row. When the audience was laughing and laughing in a mess, Li Qian was still sullen.

    Wearing a black suit, his expression was calm and indifferent, as if he was attending a funeral.

    Today's cross talk theme is the workplace. The two actors on stage, the fat and the thin, said very wonderfully:

    [Fat: Listen to the boss's words, the boss tells you to go east, and the boss tells you to go west. This is a good employee. 】

    【Thin: You can't do this. What if the boss said it was wrong? ]

    [Fat: That's impossible, our boss is wise and talented, it's absolutely impossible to go wrong. ]

    [Slim: Yingming Shenwu recruited you? 】

    [Fat: I'm the boss's assistant, and it's very useful. I bring tea and water and tell jokes. When I have something to do, an assistant when I have nothing to do... (shy)]

    [Thin: Your boss has a strong taste. 】

    "Pfft, hahahahahaha-" Mo Mo laughed.

    Li Qian: Indifference.jpg

    Mo Mo reluctantly grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, his cheeks bulging like a hamster, he leaned sideways and leaned in front of Li Qian: "Mr. Li, you smile. Surround yourself (to blend in with the atmosphere)."

    Li Qian gave her a disgusting look: "Isn't it rude to talk to others when you have something in your mouth?"

    "Oh, how can you be so particular in your spare time!" Mo Mo smiled and handed the popcorn in his hand, "Would you like to try it too, it's delicious!"

    Li Qian hated sweets the most.

    But for some reason, the creamy popcorn was so sweet that it pierced into his heart a little bit.