heath: greetings girlfriend
izzy: greetings earthling
heath: earthling???
izzy: earthling.
heath: do u have cool powers
izzy: no.
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heath: hey
izzy: hey ur like literally across the room rn
heath: yeah but
izzy: but what
heath: do i need a reason to text u
izzy: u do when i can literally see u
heath: ...
heath: promise u won't laugh
izzy: when i do i ever laugh
heath: ...
izzy: OKAY I WONT LAUGH
heath: when i text u it's like we're in our own little private bubble and no one can bother us
heath: don't laugh
izzy: ...
izzy: HEATH MY LITTLE SCRUNKLY BADOINKY TOOTSY SCROOBLYDOOBY MUNCHKIN I LOVE U SO MUCH
heath: this is worse then laughter WHAT DO ANY OF THOSE WORDS EVEN MEAN
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izzy: hey can u buy a cat
heath: what?
izzy: i want a cat.
heath: so why do u want me to get one?
izzy: so i can steal it
izzy: duh
heath: what the hell :/
izzy: stealing from u is just so much fun!
heath: u suck why do i even talk to you
izzy: bc u love me
heath: no i don't
izzy: what the hell :/
heath: damn sucks to suck
[ten minutes later]
heath: sorry
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the next couple are based on actual things i have said/done. yes my friends are distressed by me. do not ask any further questions.
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izzy: if i took a tiny bit of my skin could i turn it into a tiny leather jacket
heath: never open ur mouth again
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izzy: if i put my hand in the toaster will i get grill lines?
heath: do not stick ur hand in ur toaster.
izzy: it's heating up
izzy: stay tuned for updates
heath: NO IZZY NO
izzy: hey im just gonna put my pinky in no big deal
heath: oh my god
izzy: about to do it
izzy: OW OW WTF THAT HURT
heath: WHAT DID U THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN
izzy: there's no grill lines :(
heath: ur gonna die one day
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a/n: so woo! i have returned. these are a couple of heathizzy texts i did as i for a sudden burst of heathizzy inspiration! enjoy :)
