3rd person pov
It was dinner and the Onceler invited Hans cuz why not.
"So, bro you live in this hell hole?"
"Yeah."
"Damn. I live in a castle."
"No shit, your a prince."
"Yep. I also only have wanted to marry someone for the throne."
"What the fuck."
Onceler said and looked up from his plate and looked at Hans.
"Well I was 7th in line for the throne so I did what I had to do."
Hans said
Onceler got up from his seat and walked over to Hans. Hans stood up. Onceler then proceeded to slap Hans like Will Smith at the oscars.
"OW WHAT THE FUCK!"
Hans yelled right before Onceler picked him up by his hair and yeeted him out out the mother fucking galaxy.
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Onceler x Hans
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