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Robin: [name] please come out of the closet.
[name]: Ok... I'm a pansexual!.
Robin: Oh honey we already know, what I meant was you need to get out for your medicine, you're sick remember?.
[name]: NO.
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[name]: If you have to choose between Sanji-kun and all of the money in my wallet, which would you choose?.
Nami: That depends, how much money are we talking?
Sanji: Nami-san!
[name]: 63 bellies.
Nami: I'll take the money!.
Sanji: NAMI-SAN（ｉДｉ）
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Luffy: Hey [name]...
[name]: Uh yeah...?
Luffy: Can a person or an animal breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Definitely asking for a friend!..
[name]: Luffy-san, where's Chopper?
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Zoro: *steps out of [name]'s room with Luffy* No one needs to know ok? Luffy, you better shut your mouth about this.
[name]: I heard...
Luffy: WE CHIPPED YOUR SWORD SORRY! *runs away leaving Zoro*.
Zoro: OI-
[name]: Roronoa Zoro.
Zoro: I'm just gonna... *runs off but comes right back to [name] because shit senses of directions*
[name]: *cracke knuckles*
Zoro: NO WAI-
*bonk x5*
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[name]: *motioning to a Halloween display* All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
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Zoro: *gonna die from blood loss*
Chopper: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE!.
Zoro: Anything honestly, but specially swordwomans.
Chopper: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!.
Zoro: Oh! B positive.
Chopper: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP ASSHOLE JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
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Robin: In your opinion,what's the height of stupidity?.
[name]: *looks at Luffy* How tall are you?
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Nami: Are you sure this is the right direction?.
Zoro: Certainly, I'm sure.
[name]: We're definitely lost.
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[name]: Ha! 69! You know what that means?.
Chopper: What?.
Zoro: That you're a child?.
Luffy: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ.
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Nami: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.
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pls take these dumbass quotes while I'm writing chapter 2, sorry about the long wait!.
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Fanfiction⚠OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED!!!⚠ It was a another normal day on the sea, the cold breeze, calming sounds of the wave, the cheers and laughters on the boat but also the peaceful silence from time to time. It was great until... A mysterious girl with ch...
