WAIT THEY'RE ALL CUPS?!?!? Cuphead chatfic + oc's)

Cuphead gets insulted (A LOT)

11:00 am

Mickey Mouse's best friend changed his name to MONEY MONEY MONEY

MONEY MONEY MONEY: Just got back after being forced to watch fucking Mickey Mouse with Sprinkles
MONEY MONEY MONEY: IT WAS HELL ITSELF

Sprinkles: It was fun!!! 😁

Tangerine: I bet you secretly enjoyed every moment

Sprinkles: He did!!! 😆

MONEY MONEY MONEY: BOI SHUT YO GOOFY ASS UP TANGERINE
MONEY MONEY MONEY: ALSO I JUST PRETENDED TO LIKE IT FOR THE SAKE OF SPRINKLES
MONKEY MONEY MONEY: THAT'S IT

Sprinkles: Oh... 😞

MONEY MONEY MONEY changed Tangerine's name to Goofy mf

Material Mug: AHSHSKAKLAKA NOT YOU SWEARING AGAIN STOP

MONEY MONEY MONEY: I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MUGSY!

Material Mug: You're twelve...
Material Mug: I'm twelve
Material Mug: END OF THE DAY WERE NOT EVEN TEENAGERS YET CUPS!!!!

MONEY MONEY MONEY: AND?!?!
MONEY MONEY MONEY: YOU SAID FUCK EARLIER?!?!

Material Mug: I said that for good reason
Material Mug: MY STAGE FRIGHT FACE IS DISGUSTING

Goofy mf: Truth

MONEY MONEY MONEY: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MONEY MONEY MONEY: EVEN TANGY AGREES

Goofy mf: You call me that again dumbass and I'll send your ass straight to Hell
Goofy mf: Wait no actually Tea Leaf could do that

Tea Leaf: What do ya mean by that?!?!

Goofy mf: Inside joke between us two remember?!?!

Tea Leaf: Ohhhh right....
Tea Leaf: I don't like to think about that

Pinocchio: FUCK PINOCCHIO
Pinocchio: I HATE PINOCCHIO

MONEY MONEY MONEY: WHAT'S WRONG PINOCCHIO

Goofy mf: NAHHH WHAT DID PINOCCHIO DO TO MAKE YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH LMFAOOOO

Pinocchio: I HATE THAT MOVIE PINOCCHIO HE'S SO ANNOYING AND FRUITY
Pinocchio: I AM NOT FRUITY
Pinocchio: but I definitely support y'all fruit salads
Pinocchio: still though why do y'all associate me with Pinocchio?

Tea Leaf: Well it's probably because you wanted to be real and he wanted to be real...

Pinocchio: WELL I DON'T LIE LIKE HE DOES SO I DON'T SEE ANY SIMILARITIES BESIDES THAT?!?!

MONEY MONEY MONEY: No you're not fruity... but you're awfully annoying to deal with
MONEY MONEY MONEY: The game based off us right? I played it before with Mugsy and when we got to you
MONEY MONEY MONEY: IT WAS PAINFUL

Pinocchio: THERE'S A GAME ABOUT YOU?
Pinocchio: NOW I'M FASCINATED!!!!

Material Mug: You can say that again brother
Material Mug: I felt bad shooting ya I won't lie
Material Mug: It reminded me of when we had to do that in real life...
Material Mug: Painful indeed...

MONEY MONEY MONEY: NO MUGSY I SAID THAT BECAUSE IT WAS DIFFICULT
MONEY MONEY MONEY: AWFULLY DIFFICULT

Material Mug: Whatever...
Material Mug: You still have slight tension when it comes to him because of that

MONEY MONEY MONEY: Yeah I won't lie...

Pinocchio: I didn't have a soul then though?

MONEY MONEY MONEY: UGH STILL