"Megan, wake the fuck up lil bitch!" My boyfriend screamed as he threw ramen noodle at my poop green orbs.
"Oh fuck that hurt!" I yell at him. He looks at me with disgust,
"Get your ass in the shower, you smell like a public bathroom." He throws the last noodle at me and I sigh and roll off the bed, and hit the ground with a thunk. I roll all the wash to the bathroom, and leaped like a llama into the shower, and I put the tomato scented shampoo into my mullet. I rinse it, and let it flow into my eyes, and I suddenly gasp. I remember, today I'm going to dr.Phil. My hero. My lover. And most importantly, my companion. I roll out of the shower. And wrap the like green towel around my orange spray tanned body. I look in the mirror with admiration, I have one hot bod man. I suddenly see my boyfriend looking at me with a new cup of noodles. I roll my eyes and slip on my tennis shoes, booty shirts, and unicorn crop top, that is a size to small. I spread my purple lipstick over my chapped lips and I put my hair into a bees nest looking bun on top of my head. I fly out the window and bust the window for the car and roll in. I start the car and I speed down the sidewalk to make sure I'm not late. I finally arrive at the studio. I skip inside and give the ugly man my ticket. His nametag read Louis,
"have a g8 time" he says to me. I look him in the eye
"tnx u ratalouis" and I spit on his face as I walk in and take my seat. I poop with excitement and scream incoherent sentences as I see Dr.Phill walk on stage.
"ILOVEYOUSOMUCHIWANNADIE" I screech, this ugly woman next to me spits on me and tells me to shut up, but I don't care, I love daddy Phil.
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Mrs.Phill
FanfictionMegan was living a normal lyfe until she went to visit dr.phill. She lived a sad lyfe. Her parents were never there for her. Her boyfriend would make fun of her and throw ramen noodles at her for punishment. When Megan goes onto his show, the quest...
