Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dear me, Mr. Holmes
What happened to you?
Deserting your friends
And "taking" your life
You've made quite a mess
And caused lots of strife
And your little friend John
What about him
Without you
He looks quite grim
So think very hard
Before you return
Not everyone can handle
That kind of burn
Dear me Mr. Holmes
Does my name ring a bell?
That day you faked your death
I faked mine as well .
-JM
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