[akaashi's fan club😻]
[3:02 a.m.]
bokuto: so i've been thinking and like
daichi: please don't.
daishou: you think?
oikawa: and you're still alive?
ushijima: couldn't you wait to tell us about your thinking until idk a normal time
bokuto: WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP INTERRUPTING ME
ushijima: why are you even still up?
bokuto: why are YOU up ??
ushijima: because you woke me up
bokuto: you don't have us muted??
ushijima: i thought i did
ushijima: you're gonna be now though. i'm tired of your bullshit
bokuto: well damn no need to be rude about it
bokuto: now as i was saying before i was interrupted BY EVERYONE who thinks THEYRE SOOO FUNNYYYY
daishou: we are funny.
oikawa: we're fucking hilarious idk what you're talking about
bokuto: what if you gave someone a big box of chocolate that looks normal but like only three of the chocolates in it had nuts
daishou: what?
futakuchi: okay ????
oikawa: is that it?
daichi: why are you thinking about that..?
ushijima: i really got woken up for this?
futakuchi: yeah fr where the hell are you going with this?
bokuto: MAYBE IF YOU WOULD LET ME FINISH FIRST YOU GUYS CAN FIND OUT
daishou: this better be good
bokuto: anyways
bokuto: so you give this box to someone with a nut allergy
daichi: YOU WHAT????
daishou: HUHHHHH
ushijima: what the actual fuck
futakuchi: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
oikawa: HELLOO????? ABSOLUTELY NOT
terushima: i want whatever this guys on
kuroo: jfc what are you losers freaking out abt now
daichi: GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF
kuroo: BOKUTO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ??
bokuto: it's like a little russian roulette 😍
daichi: NO ?????
terushima: RUSSIAN ROULETTE 😭
oikawa: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
daishou: AWFUL IDEA
bokuto: it's also a russian roulette for me since idk how bad that persons nut allergy is
futakuchi: yes officer we found him. this one right here
kuroo: bokuto go the fuck to bed
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𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙞 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨 || haikyuu chatfic
Fanfiction💥 - kuroo: i say we make it bully futakuchi day. what do you guys think? terushima: yes. oikawa: oh yeah fs futakuchi: wtf guys.. - 💥 or in which kuroo decides to make a group chat for all the captains and all hell breaks loose :)
