Games and Stories with Nerd

Introduction

*flicker*

???: Hello? Is this camera working?

*tap tap*

???: Oh good, it's on. Hi viewers! (Takes the hood off). My name is SquareMathNerd, Nerd for short. Now you may be wondering where the zodiacs had gone to... Well... They, unfortunately, quit my books, so I went into the dark times for a while.

Nerd: But now that I'm back with another crew, I am ready to start a new book.

*Doorbell ring*

Nerd: Nice! Looks like the first member came.

RD: *walks in* Sup, I got your invitation!

Nerd: Hi RD! If anybody READS my books, you may know who this red bean is. If not then go fuck off

*Censor: Just kidding you are all welcome to read!*

Nerd: For those who don't know who RD is, he is a short red impostor that I somehow dragged out of the spaceship once and now he's here with us on Earth.

RD: How the fuck did you drag me I'm heavy!?

Nerd: ...

RD: ...

RD: ... Oh right- You're a DRAGON!

Nerd: And That's our first member!

*Door knocking*

Nerd: And here come our next guests!

Kie: Hi Nerd!

Equivocal: Sup!

Andy: What are you all doing?

Nerd: And these are the Main Protagonist Gang! AndroidGirlwhoisBlind, Dreamboyhalo and TheCatwithaFUCKINGhammer!

Kie: Wow... Great greetings to the guests

Equivocal: FUCK YOU! I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!

Andy: No offence taken

Nerd: I would usually just stay with this group... BUT-

*Door breaks open*

Vin: SUP MOTHERFUCKERS!

Nerd: GODDAMMIT, VIN! KNOCK ON THE DOOR BEFORE YOU ENTER!

Vin: Too late now, Angy Dragon!

Nerd: *sighs* We have Vin, Moron, Aden, Erik, Nala and Xoid

Moron: I told you not to break the door!

Aden: Why am I being dragged into this?!

Xoid: Nice house

Nala: Agreed

Erik: Where's the knife?

Nerd: In the kitchen

Nerd: ... Wait we are missing one more person...

*Window shatters*

Nerd: WHAT THE-

Dan: SUP, DUDE!

Nerd: DAN... I HAVE A DOOR-

Dan: Who needs a door?

Nerd: ...

Nerd: *looks at camera* Welp, that's our introduction! Stay tuned and see you again!