Once my wing heals I just decided to fly along side pepper, it's better than walking besides its safer. No imbeciles trying to kill me for my appearance. No vines to trip over or people just me clouds and birds
Birds are great they can't speak meaning they can judge you out loud and make fun of your villainous wings or horns that you never desired. just squawks, we fly for a few hours, almost a day before we find a town I immediately find a clothing shop a buy a hooded cloth that hides my wings and horns, inhumane features. I don't want them but the wings are nice, convenient. I head to the inn after that I want to go to sleep, but some fellow mortal cat-called me. So I punched him in the face and injured his nostrils then I aquired a room
"Idiotic males and their Idiotic values. What happend to getting married and raising children. Humans only care about sexual activities. I find no appeal in them." I inform pepper although he promptly doesn't care. Honestly he cares more about those actions than he does me.
Last memory I have off the night is heading back down to the bar and drinking away my sorrows. Just once though. Never agian.
This morrow I wake up to the star in the skyline aswell as tears from the clouds. The room in the tavern is mine so I did not partake in anything against my wishes although there's that specific party. "HOLY SHIT!" I shout, Tumbling out of the bed. "What the fuck are you doing here?" I say between fear filled breathes "bro chill we brought you hear because you were drunk as fuck and asked us too" the shortest one says "by the way I'm Sharon the Bard" Sharon continues. "I'm Henry the Cleric" a taller one states in a calmer manner then would be deemed appropriate. "Since we've decided to go around in a circle Aemio, their fighter." The one who unpolitely hit me. "Ug, Barbarian" an Orc or half-orc shouts. "Chariot, the wizard!" A peppy elf squeals out. Suppose it wouldn't be to rude to introduce my own self "Charlie, a Rogue. And this is pepper, my crow." I whisper unsure of myself. "Well Lee" elf girl shirls "Charlie" I inject "well Char-Lee, You should join us!" Chariot suggests
"To deal with the dragon?" I questioned, it's obvious but still one must check.
"Yes, how did you know?" Aemio asked curiously
" the paper, it's like two inches away from your face."
"Oh"
"Yeah"
"Go now" Ug says, I listen, gathering my belongings and pepper, noticing the others are still hungover I pull out a dagger "pack your shit, we are leaving." I threaten, and they listen, who wouldn't I have a dagger sharp enough to cut dragon scales.
We are are far along on the road, we could be going faster. I could be flying faster than this horse running at full speed.
And I'm slow.
This horse is a snail
I am a turtle
A slow sea turtle on land
But a slower snail
A snail on sand.
I'll get faster when I'm in my element
Snails never get faster.
"Charlie, what are you thinking about?" Henry wonders out loud
"Birds. Clouds, sky stuff." I answer.
"Weirdo." Sharon mumbles.
"Slut." Henry insults back
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I'm a hero as well
Fantasy"die you villian" he says drawing his bow to deliver the final hit to me "WAIT!" I shout hoping, praying to the heavens he'd listen "five words criminal" he snarled he's listening? twenty-three year-old Charlie decides to go on his first adventure b...
