Ikemen vampire x reader

Me In Ikemen Vampire Pt.2

There would be a lot of vines and trends so get ready.

Charles:"Can I say a bad word?"
Me:"What?"
Charles:Can I say a bad word?"
Me:"Yes"
Charles:"You mother fucker-"

Me:"Is there anything better than p*ssy?"
Me:"Yeah a really good book"

Comte:"Am what you got there?"
*Time is behind me*
Me:"A smoothie"

*Comte and Vlad arguing*
Meanwhile me and Faust:
*Sips tea*

Me to Arthur:"Damn that's some corny ass shit"

Me:"I don't like pancakes"
Theo:
*Gasp*

Isaac trying to teach me fisicks:
"Okay and that's how gravity works Understand?"
Me:"...What?"

Ikemen vampire family
Comte:Father
Leo:Other father
Vlad:Comte's ex
Leonard's and Comte's children:
Whole mansion
Vlad's adoptive children:
Faust and Charles.
MC and Me:The one that has no idea how they feel about this.

Me:"I am a mature teenager when I'm wrong I apologise"
Faust:"I litteraly never heard you apologising"
Me:"Cause I'm never wrong"

Me:
*Sings fairytale*
Vlad:"You good?"
Me:"No"

Me:
*Pulls a trigger of the gun*
Faust:"This is why old man doesn't fucking love you!"

Me when it comes to Vlad:
"I like you have a cupcake"
Me to Charles:
"I like you have a cupcake"
Me to Will:
"Ewww"
Me to Faust:
"I like you have a cupcake"

Me and MC to Comte and Vlad:
"Let me be your woman,let me be your woman"

*Summoning a demon*
Faust:"First time?"
Me:"Yeah,you?"
Faust:"No,not my first time"

Faust:"What do you want?"
Me:"Your love and affection"

Faust:"Go to bed it's 3am if you don't sleep you are gonna hate yourself in the morning"
Me:"Jokes on you,I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless"

Faust:"In your opinion what's the hight of stupidity?"
Me:
*Turns to MC*
Me:"How tall are you?"

Me when I saw Marshmallow:
"Aww you are so cute,you are mine now"

Comte:"How are things in the castle Marija?
Me:"Well you know as per usall,a little dark,little gloomy and as always,full of vampires.What are you gonna do?"

Me:"Can I get a boyfriend?"
Charles:"Yeah what kind?"
Me:"Vampire"
Charles:"Okay what size"
Me:
*Looks at Vlad and Faust*
Me:"Tall"

Me:"Don't make me choose between you and her"
Vlad:"Why,cause you choose her?"
Me:
*picks up Marshmallow*
Me:"I choose her"
Me:
*Walks away but later returns with strawberries as an apology*

What I'll do if I was bored in the castle.
*Walks up to Vlad*
Vlad:"Hm?"
*Boops his nose*
Me:
*Walks away*
*Confused Vlad*

Someone:"You can't be in love with a fictional man!"
Me:
*Shifts realities*

Leonardo:"You can't deny that you are dating a vampire that can be your great grandfather"
Me:"You can not deny this nuts!"

Sebs:"I love you"
Me:"No thank you"

Some more serous

Faust:"Why do you hate me so much?"
Me:"You are just a little bit,to much,like me"

Comte:"Shakespeare is a really bad man"
Me:"It's no big surprise,he turned out this way when they close their eyes"

Me:"You might look at me and think you are going crazy"
Vlad:"I lost it long ago,you are not alone baby"

A little drama at the end.I just like villains more than heroes that's just how it is.I hope you like it.Me and Faust have a love-hate relationship.