The kid was walking home from school when a white haired man bust out of the bushes. The man than kid napped the kid, this kid was Phoebe, they were experiencing their main character moment. The feral child was in shock and as a response kicked the man's balls, and circumcised him as a distraction. The child ran and then realized that white haired man wasn't just any old man that was Gojo the hot guy.
Phoebe stole the nearest skateboard and rode back as fast they could, they cant believe they did such a thing to their precious Gojo. When they arrived they were too late Gojo died from balliosis syndrome, caused from the sudden ball kick and circumcision. Phoebe was so distraught, walked home in the rain after that looking at the ground, while listening to weezer. In the end Phoebe was run over while jamming out to buddy holly cause their homies were dissin their girl. The End.
