Random Oneshots

What, When, Where, Why and How? - Blake Lively

You are cooking dinner while Blake is sitting on the counter watching. Well she is your taste tester. It's either you let her taste it yourself or she'll sneak and do it.

You walk between her legs and offer her a taste of the Chicken Paprikash you attempted. The backup plan is pizza if it doesn't work out.

"Mhmmm that's good."

"Need anything else?" She shakes her head then puckers her lips. You peck her lips. "You taste like chicken." You joke.

"Hahaha. Are you making dessert bebe?"

"I thought I could have you and some whip cream?" She squeezes you.

"As tempting as that offer is." She takes a deep breath to calm herself. "We can't." You make a face. Ohhh no. "Ohhh my God you finally didn't remember something. So you are telling me you forgot that the kids are having a sleepover tonight?" She teases.

"I didn't forget." She laughs as you grab more ingredients for dinner. You so forgot. "Okay so I forgot. Help me please."

"I was wondering why you were attempting a new recipe. What do you need?" You two start moving effortlessly through the kitchen. You were finishing the side dishes and Blake was taking the rolls out as the garage opens.

"Just in time." You kiss Blake and grab her butt. "Perv."

"You like it." She rolls her eyes but can't help but smile.

"It smells great in here." The twins say.

"Who put there dirty ass cleats on my seats in my baby?" You hear Azlia yell from outside. The twins look like they've seen a ghost. Blake laughs as they both look to you to do something. You point between the two to know who did it.

They both point at each other. Ohhh Lord please let her girlfriend be with her.

"Who did it?" You whisper yell as your 4th kid walks in. Raylor walks to you and he summons for you to squat. He whispers in your ear and tells you which twin did it. Then holds his hand out for money after. Blake laughs because he does what Azlia does.

You hand him 5 dollars and he kisses your forehead and skips away. Kids man. Annoying. Azlia comes in blazing with her girlfriend behind her. Blake intercepts her before she can get to the twins.

"Which one of you did it?" She points.

"Azzie babe we can just go get it detailed. It'll look brand new after."

"Or I'll clean it." You volunteer.

"Mom you have to see this shit." You go out with Azlia. You and Blake letting it slide that she's cussing. Seeing inside the car and it's clear marks on her seat from some dirty cleats. Ones that you brought Nova. Raylor didn't con you this time.

"I'll clean it up sweetheart. Just calm down." You pull her to you.

"I have simple rules when riding in my baby." You smile and kiss her head. "Thank you mom. I'm sorry for yelling and cussing. I was just upset."

"It's okay. Girls still coming tonight?"

"Yea."

"Okay go in. Don't kill your siblings while I clean this." She nods and goes inside. You rummage through stuff to clean the seats with. 20 minutes later you are heading inside to even more kids.

"Hey Mini-me." You turn to see your best friend who is basically your brother. Jumping into his arms and he spins you around.

"Cole what the hell? Did they sneak you in through the back?"

"Yea. It was a long ass walk." You laugh. You two then do your handshake from the 5th grade. "Y/n this is Sommer."

"Finally I get to meet you in person. FaceTime does not do you justice. Give me a spin." Blake hits you and you just laugh.