neocult
KUN:
so who's going to this meet and greet again
JAEMIN:
first of all
it's called a party
second of all
so many of us
TEN:
by so many he means around 7 of us but the party is only for those who like
are in chess club or something idk
MARK:
what
no we got invited by our senior who is holding this party for his birthday
DONGHYUCK:
who??
MARK:
ITS BAEKHYUNS BIRTHDAY TODAY DID U FORGET
JAEMIN:
OH
WHAT
he didn't even invite me
MARK:
yeah cos of that one time u stunk up his bathroom
AND U DIDNT EVEN DO IT IN THE TOILET
HOW DO U MISS THAT BAD
DONGHYUCK:
nah forget that how can u even miss
like
how does one miss that
JAEMIN:
bitch the one thing ur missing is human decency how does one miss that
MARK:
OOOHHHH BURNN
JAEMIN:
OOOOHHHH is probably the sound of ur flat ass head sweeping up the floor cos u can use it as a fucking mop what the fuck is wrong with ur head seriously tho why is it built like that i can use it as a pan and cook better eggs than u on that head of urs
MARK:
it was good first but now it just makes u sound dumb cos it's nonsense
JENO:
it's the truth but i agree
WHY R U IN A BAD MOOD
JAEMIN:
COS NONE OF U TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
JENO:
yeah who would take u seriously ur nam joo hyuk
JAEMIN:
what
JENO:
OMGG NOOO I CANT BELIEVE I JUST DISRESPECTED NAM JOO HYUK LIKE THAT
IT WAS AUTOCORRECT
i meant na jaemin sorry
JAEMIN:
wow so ur best friend of so many years isn't even first on ur autocorrect
instead it's an actor
JENO:
bet what's on ur autocorrect when u type 'j'
JAEMIN:
UMMM
anyway
DONGHYUCK:
knowing him it's probably his own name
hes a narcissist
MARK:
ya cool anyway
we're going now
yuta is here
DOYOUNG:
okk me and taeil are going now
DONGHYUCK:
TAEIL??€?€?1?1{292919
TAEIL:
this isn't what it looks like
DONGHYUCK:
I LOVED U
TAEIL:
doyoung asked me first before u sorry
DOYOUNG:
WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT I WAS LITERALLY MIXING MY INGREDIENTS FOR THAT CAKE I HAD TO MAKE FOR Y O U AND U BEGGED ME ON FT WHILST I SAW 7 OF UR CHINS WHEN U WERE LAYING DOWN
DONGHYUCK:
suka
TAEIL:
suka
YOU ARE READING
unite. | nct
Fanfiction;; NCT CHATFIC AU 23 idols in a school all unite to create a drama of their lives.
