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House of Asmodeus

Warning! Heavy sexual themes!)
(Original video https://youtu.be/ybSey-aOGa4 )
(Requested by @Memeybo1 )
(I changed som parts, I'm so sorry but I couldn't manage to fit the whole thing in. I'm disappointed I'm myself)

"Fair warning," Orion began, "this will be a clip from the future, some time after Stealth Elf and Spyro start dating." Aforementioned Skylanders blush. "But it is rated R for sexual themes, so if you're not comfortable, think about an eye mask and ear muffs." Cynder is the only one who did it. "Well ok then, on with the show!"

(Some parts will be changed)

Spyro, not too different from how he is now, is on a stage with an acoustic guitar. He starts strumming. "I love you,
more than the brimstone loves the fire,
More than Beezel loves her bub,"

Stealth Elf blushes intensely thinking of Spyro saying these words to her. She gently grasps the edge of his wing in a kind of semi-handhold. He looks over to her and smiles. He'll definitely remember these lyrics.

"You make my heart sing,
I'm glad I live in the sky!
Our love is a story, sweet to tell."

Wolfgang crosses his arms. "This is not real music."

"Yeah you cast a special spell
Over my heart
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah I hope we'll never ever be apart."

Spyro sees an opportunity and pretends to yawn while wrapping his wing around Stealth Elf. She looks over to him in shock before relaxing into his embrace.

All of a sudden, Spyro is interrupted by mocking voices. "I love you, I love you, hahaha!"

Eon narrowed his eyes. "Well that is quite rude."

A large entity with three heads (Asmodeus) was behind Spyro, along with a lanky jester (fizzarolli). "You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?"
The jester joins in the song as well. "Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental Sounds."

Stealth Elf glared at the duo on screen. If anyone ever interrupted her dates like this she'd destroy them.

Asmodeus keeps the song going. "What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?"
Fizzaroli jumps in. "Your demon host , Asmodeus, the embodiment of luuuuust!"

Spyro was shocked. "Wait, demons are a thing?"
Eon and Maledor simply nodded.

Fizzaroli begins badly playing an air trumpet while Asmodeus keeps the song going. "Give me a thrust~.
Yeah show me some lust!
From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust, in the house of Asmodeus."

Eruptor, and Dreamcatcher both get the ear muffs and blindfolds.

"Little Drake, you came here to sing your serenade,
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage,
Well we got a saying popular in these parts."
Fizzaroli grabs Spyro's arms and spins him around. "Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!"

Stealth Elf was truly mad now, and planned to beat these demons "from the groin to the bust" if she ever saw them.

"You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey doves before we knock you around.
Here we sing about wants and desires."
Cages with different types of women hung from the ceiling as they attempted to seduce Spyro while Fizzaroli backed up the song. "Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!"

Stealth Elf abandoned all pretense of reputation and clung to Spyro.

Asmodeus starts back up again. "Give me a thrust.
Show me some lust. In desire we trust, little drake you just must,
In the house of Asmodeus!
Come on, sing us a song!
Make sure the subject is getting me on!

Gulper opted for the same protective gear as the others. Golden Queen just scoffed.

"Make it graphic and tactfully long."
"Make sure to rhyme thong and schlong."
"Go ahead your mics on."
Spyro grabs his guitar and spares a n annoyed side eye at the two demons. "I want to-"
"Yeah what do you want? Butt stuff p!ss play, bondage~?"
An unknown emotion crosses Spyro's face before he continues on. "Make gentle love to you."
Asmodeus scoffs. "What a limp-dick dragon. You're really killing the vibe. Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride. C'mon give me a thrust, show the spirit of lust!
Grab a groin or a bust, you better your head must,
pretend you don't see that crust,
Hump till your junk turns to dust."

"Nope." Spyro says. "I can't listen to this anymore, tell me when it's over." He summons the protection.

The demons synchronise.
"In the house of Asmode-"
They were suddenly hit by the guitar that Spyro threw at them. He had turned black again. "This is not worth it. Let's get out of here Elf."
"You read my mind." They sashayed out of the establishment, and shared a kiss before the screen went black.

Orion removed the innocence protection gear and the people who didn't wear it filled the others in