KUYA UNO
Uno:
Ngayon naman nakangiti ka
Classmate pala ha
Yuvan:
Can you stop watching me when I'm on my phone, KUYA
Uno:
Hindi kita pinapanood
Napapanood kita
Bakit ka kase sa living room nakikipag chat sa crush mo
Yuvan:
tss crush your ass
Your son's playing in my room
Uno:
Oh ano naman?
Takot na takot may makabasa?
Yuvan:
Hah
Bakit ako matatakot
There's nothing to hide
Uno:
Meron
Yuvan:
Ano
Uno:
Yung ngiti at halakhak mo
Nababaliw ka na
Yuvan:
Can't I laugh when there's something funny
Uno:
And smile when there's something fishy?
Yuvan:
What the hell kuya
You're fucking corny
Uno:
Wag ako
Dalawang buwan ka pa lang diyan sa University na yan may kachat ka na agad
Yuvan:
You're so nosy
I'm gonna tell Ate Celia
Uno:
Kakampi ko yon
Curious din sa lovelife mo
Yuvan:
non-existent lovelife
Uno:
Deny mo lang lil bro
Lalo mong magugustuhan yan
Dumaan ako diyan
😏😏😏
Yuvan:
Yeah right 35 yrs old ka na pala
You already went through so much in your life
I understand, kuya
Uno:
Aba
Magpasalamat ka na lang at malaki agwat natin
May kuya ka na may papa ka pa
Yuvan:
I'm gonna tell this to daddy
Uno:
Sige sasabihin ko rin kay mommy may girlfriend ka na
para lalo kang hindi payagan tumira mag-isa sa condo mo
aw 18 na siya pero hindi pa rin pwede
Kawawa ka naman lil bro
Yuvan:
Aakyat na ko
Uno:
Good boy 👍🏻
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Surpass You
RomanceLychee Berry Guevara has always been the top of the class. It's her yearly goal to rank first in the whole grade level. Nakasentro ang mundo sa pagiging una. Dapat una lagi. Not until a new student came and surpassed her. Chee, a very competitive on...
