It was summer and Christmas was only 3 days away, you couldn't wait to open the presents that Santa gave you.
You prepared all of the cookies and milk and went to bed.
You woke up from the sound of someone choking so you went down stairs to see who it was, bt to your surprise it was Santa.
He was eating your cookies but it was too dry and he couldn't drown it because he drank the milk before he even looked at the cookies.
His face became purple and then he died.
You were sad because you couldn't tell your Christmas wish to him now, so you shrugged it off and went to bed crying.
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Random Little Shits Cause I'm So Bored
Randomwhat the fuck I just fucking put the fucking description what!!!!!!!! guess I'll have to fucking write it again so it's basically just random shits with the reader and I wrote this as a joke so please do not take it personally cover is from Pintere...
