The 7ds

94 4 0
                                    

Four memes/incorrect quotes per page updates every other day

Meilodas: Why are you smiling 

King: What? can't I just be happy

Gowther: Ban tripped and fell in the parking lot

Meilodas: okay

###                                          

The Po-po: your under arrest for having three people on a mother cycle 

Meilodas: Aw c'mon man

Ban:Wait did you say three people 

Elizabeth: Oh no Merlin fell off

Merlin: I actually jumped off I do not trust the Cap'n with my life

###           

Merlin: KING BAN PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND COME DOWN STAIRS

Meilodas: No stop if we interrupt them they may become hostile 

King: It worked they think we're have sex

Ban: Wait why aren't we having sex?

###

King: *Says something flirty* 

Gowther: wait are you flirting with me 

King: Have been for the last 6 months but thanks for noticing 

Gowther:What!

###

Ban: King is that water can I have some

King: Nope

Ban: oh vodka I like you style

King: it's vinegar

Ban: Wh-

King: I said it's vinegar you pussy

###

Meilodas: So,King what's you're type?

King: Well someone who can keep up with me intellectually and is good at debates.In fact someone who would debate me just for fun.And most likely someone who's cute,dumb,and who's favorite holiday is Halloween.

Gowther: Hmm that kinda sounds like me but I'm not cute

King:Did I mention dumb

Meilodas: Yes you did.

King: Okay good just making sure.

###

Elaine: The food is to hot, I can't eat it!

Ban: You're to hot but I still eat you

Elaine: *Blushes*

Ban: *winks at her*

Gloxinia: One dinner, I just want ONE GOD DAMN DINNER

##s

Meilodas: I'm not drunk

King: yes you are

Meilodas: No I'm not

King: Okay then tell the time

Meilodas: *turns to clock* I'm not drunk

###

(265 words)


7ds incorrect quotes and some story'sWhere stories live. Discover now