Goldie is kissing Bonnie on a boat the cool ocean breeze flowing through his fur, too busy making out to notice Freddy yelling.
Until
Goldie squeaks and his claws come out and a popping sound can be heard from the boat. Bonnie yells and freddy is screaming even more. Foxy stops singing out of tune sea shanties and sighs grabbing some flex tape and some fabric while spring and chica are doing tiktok dances while the boat slowly fills with water to the tiktok audio I wanna live
Freddy: SPRING CHICA STOP DOING TIKTOK DANCES THIS IS A CRISIS
Spring: IF IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE TIKTOK DANCES!
Foxy: Let me calm you with my sea shanties captain
Foxy starts singing the wellermans creed as he patches up the boat, Freddy is still screaming at the top of his lungs even though the boat just got fixed
Spring: GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM MAKING TIKTOKS
Freddy: in case you haven't noticed THE BOAT ALMOST JUST SANK AND WE'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!
Spring: Wait really!?
A minute passes before Spring grabs chica "do you know what that means!?"
They say in unison "LETS MAKE TIKTOKS"
Freddy: that's all you can think about!? Its so fucking hot we're probably gonna get sunstroke!
Goldie: *points to the water* This is my friend booby *wheeze* I mean Bobby! he's a jelly fish!
Freddy: oh god he's gone insane! He's talking to the sea!
Chica: pretty sure that's just normal goldilocks craziness
Goldie: No! I'm talking to my friend Bobby! He's my mermaid lover! See!
Goldie thrusts his hands into the salty water and pulls out an actual jellyfish*
Foxy: THE BILGE RAT IS CRAZY *starts chanting* THROW HIM OVER BOARD!
Bonnie wraps his arms around goldie and screams "Foxy no!"
Spring: oh my god guys this is fucking hilarious.. I gotta make a tiktok about this
Foxy: Fine!
He goes back to half screaming half singing though this time he starts singing rolling in the deep
Foxy: We CoUlD oF hAd It AlL
Freddie: foxy I swear to I will throw you of this dam boat if you don't shut the fu-
Goldie: GUYS Don't say such things infront if booby I mean bobby!
Foxy: can we please shove him off the ship capt'n?
Freddy: *sighs* No dad put me in charge!....he must be so worried about us
Meanwhile
Henry is in his room with William "cuddling"
Will: Where are the animatronics? I thought Fredbear 2 would bursting through the door to scream at me to "get the fuck away from his dad before he commits another bite" by now?
Hen: *laughs* I made them go out on a boat to spend some "quality time together" They won't be back for hours!
Will: *grins* okay! your so smart Henny
Back to Gays on a boat
It has been 3 hours and goldie is trying to beatbox to lighten the mood? Or to entertain himself? No one knows
Goldie: *beat boxing * Stuck on a boat that's lost at sea We are probably gonna die WIKKEY WIKEY WHA
Chica: Can we throw him over board?
Freddy: Im starting to want to
Spring: let me make a tiktok about that
A mermaid? Bunny? Pulls freddy into the water
Goldie: Oh my god it'd Bobby! Yay! He came back!
Freddy starts screaming
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Gays at sea
HumorGoldie and the gang get stuck at sea on a boat This was made by Me and my besties made in a role play chat Cover by: @shadowBonniez0 This is a collab writers/makers/artists: @shadowBonniez0 @WildHybrid Me