Spongbob x Squidward [SMUT]

Redemption

[Squidward]- hmm what's this?~

Squidward picked up the note 

Squidward looked kinda shocked. he shoved the note in his shirt and went inside.

SpongeBob saw the whole thing through the window. he felt like he could never show his face to sexy squid daddy ever again. 

[SpongeBob]- I cant believe I would write such lewd stuff on that letter.... I can never face him again...I need to call Patrick

SpongeBob grabbed his phone and ringed up Patrick.

Patrick picks up the phone and answers.

[Patrick]- hey SpongeBob whadda need?

Patrick said out of breath...

[SpongeBob]- are you jerking off again?

Patrick quickly wiped the sand lady away like she was nothing

[Patrick]- no

[SpongeBob]- Patrick I need your help. I confessed my love to Squidward and I think he did not take it well...

[Patrick]- ill be over soon buddy. ik jussssst what u need

3 min later

SpongeBob was sitting on the sofa while petting garys lifeless shell 

when suddenly he heard a knock at the door

[SpongeBob]- Come in Patrick

Patrick walked in the room holding a bible  and a robe. 

[Patrick]- you need to repent for your sins and turn to Neptune for guidance . its the only way

[SpongeBob]- whatever it takes pat....

SpongeBob and Patrick spent the whole night reading the holy bible of Christ.

(part 3 coming soon I hid my phone from my mom so I still have time before she finds it and grounds me hehe)