We link our foreheads together.
"That was so boring, trash bag. You disappoint me."
I pant for air, still out of breath from our kiss that lasted 21 days.
All of a sudden Scaramouche faints and drops dead. I quickly kneel down and shake him, but he doesn't move. He's lifeless.
He's dead.
"SSCAAARRAAAABOOOOBBSSSS"
My battle cry reaches the whole entire universe. Aliens from planet Kep1er hear me and come to my rescue.
Bahiyyih floats down graciously.
"I am sorry, but we will need to collect his toes. It's for research. Sorry. Wa da da da bye!"
I just watch her take Scaramouchie's body into the huge ufo. I sit there for a few years until I remember something important.
The puddle!
I still have a puddle of Scaramouche! I hug the puddle of piss and smile.
I love you Scaramouche!
YOU ARE READING
Scaramouche x Reader
RomanceThis was written by my wonderful friend Mali. This story had really inspired me to start writing my own story. /hj All credit goes to Mali <3 Cover credit to ?
