sans is so sexy

silly goose

so u are rrllllyy cute kiwi neko grill and uu looooveee sans unferfell cause u love that calcium. 

y/n: oh my gooodness today i will wear my white button down, cause I want to impress sans. i even ironed it and I washed it with my hands and laundry detergent of his favourite scent which is ketchup.

i go downstairs to be greeted by him cooking me breakfast. he made a nice plate of boiled eggs, deep fried pickles, and ketchup pancakes. what a breakfast. 

sans: good morning cockroach.

i blush 76 shades of green. i inhale the scent of his rancid morning breath. i look down realize he isn't wearing any socks. 

y/n: get ur grippers out !!!!!

sans: I thought u liked that winky face

sans smirks at me. i bluhsh 48 shades of brown.

sans: u look like shit.

y/n: thanks bae-boo 🥺💖 u look like shit urself

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

omg ty u guys !!!!! this was my fwitrtst fanfic and I hope u enjoyed it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plsslpslsplsplspldsplsdplsss make sure to like and cusbcrivbe. thank mu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!