Ask #46

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@angeldwolf1 Blade: While I would love to help find your son's, they may want space. Besides shouldn't you be preparing for the sparkling? Me: Do you know what the gender is yet?

Optimus: {sitting on the couch glaring holes into the wall}

Megatron: {practically hugging the wall with wide fear filled optics} We um...Actually just found out the Sparkling's gender today and well...

Optimus: {snaps his helm around an turns his glare onto Megatron} Are you completely incapable of giving me Femme's!

Megatron: {shaking slightly in fear} Uh n-no! 

Optimus: {hums} Really? Because it seems to me...{growls dangerously} THAT YOU ARE!

Megatron: {narrows optics} IT'S NOT MY SLAGGIN FAULT PRIMUS WON'T LET ME SIRE A FEMME PRIME!!

Optimus: {snarls an jumps off the couch} WELL I BEG TO DIFFER YOU DAMN SLAGGER!

Megatron: {growls lowly but takes a deep invent before letting it out} If Primus decides he only wants to bless us with Mechs then there's nothing we can do about it Orion.

Optimus: {scoffs} Then I'll make him then.

Megatron: {gives him a confused look} What do you mean?

Optimus: {smirks} After this Sparkling's born and old enough we're going to try for another one and if it's not a Femme then I'll be cutting off your spike and making you eat it!

Megatron: {faceplates show nothing but absolute horror}

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