I'm just going to put random ass openings fan made or other anime now I just don't care about the Naruto openings anymore
*At an unnamed village*
Y/n: How much longer are you going to keep this up?
Shinobi: Until back up arrives!
Y/n: And again I told you that tell me back up is coming is a stupid move
Shinobi 2: Ahhh!! Shut up! You killed my wife! Whiles she was pregnant!
Shinobi 2 tries to attack you but you just kind of kick him into the ground
Y/n: Are you finished? Besides, your wife was a whore anyways. That kid wasn't even your child. Chakra signature was too different to be yours
Shinobi 2: Shut up! You lie!
Y/n: More like you can't accept that you have a small dick
Shinobi 2: Grrr!!
Y/n: But I do admit she was in the wrong and she was a slut
Shinobi: Ha! That was a distraction!
The Shinobi throws a kunai at you
Y/n: *Grabs it*
Shinobi: What?!
Y/n: This has got to be the most unfunny joke in history, you're not shinobi you're both just wanna be ninjas
Shinobi: What?!!
Y/n: Omg! Shut up!
Shinobi: Nev—!
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Y/n: There, that ought to do it
Shinobi 2: You monster I'll—!
Y/n: You should of kept your mouth shut
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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘖𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘧 || Madaras son
FanfictionYou were from the past, the same past where Madara and Hashirama are from. In fact you are Madara's 2nd son. But one day a time flux brought you to the present (Naruto's main timeline) And yes I am doing the whole of Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden and B...
