Do You Want To Die

Hello...

Do you want to die? Why your life sounds perfect to me. You're sure. Well I am hungry.

Death is painful?! Who told you that! Death is painless.

So you really want to die... I can make it happen. No, you're not immortal, not to me at least. 

So you are tired of life. I guess I could end it. But death comes with a price. An expensive one. Not coins or jewels. Those are useless. Death costs will the most important thing. Your Soul.

Afterlife!? Ha! You really are stupid. You will have no soul to go there. You're happy? Okay...

You are ready, how interesting. Well, here you go.

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I wonder how long until the next idiot makes themselves unkillable.