{26}Drunk text messages from him to you

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Damon;

Damon: I hope you're not tired. I will be will making you scream all night long ;)

You: What? We did it last night.

Damon: Well we're doing it again tonight ;) Get ready.

You: You're drunk.

Damon: Just a bit.


Klaus;

You: Hey, where are you? I can pick you up.

Klaus: I'm going to be inside you in a bit! ;) ;*

You: What the hell? You're drunk. Go find your own ride.


Enzo;

Enzo: Hey babe!

You: Yeah?

Enzo: I want to go on a trip.

You: Where?

Enzo: A TRIP TO THE MOON!

You: Oh my God.


Stefan;

Stefan: Hey booboo! I want to play hide and seek!

You: What the hell?

Stefan: Yeah!! I hide, you seek! Okay!! Count to 50 hundred!

You: I'm done. Bye.


Jeremy;

Jeremy: Babe! Babe! Babe! Answer your texts! I'm bored and if you don't answer I'm going to do something.

You: -_- Really, Jeremy? Black mailing me while I'm buying you Starbucks? You better not have done anything!

Jeremy: Errr.... I wouldn't bet on it, babe. If something's wrong it's all Matt's fault!


Tyler;

Tyler: Baaabbee I missssss you soooo muchhhhh....

You: Tyler, are you drunk?

Tyler: Nooooo... Nit at all...

You: Tyler, I'm sitting right next to you. You're definitely drunk.


*SORRY! I DIDN'T DO ELIJAH'S AND MATT'S!!!*

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