Damon;
Damon: I hope you're not tired. I will be will making you scream all night long ;)
You: What? We did it last night.
Damon: Well we're doing it again tonight ;) Get ready.
You: You're drunk.
Damon: Just a bit.
Klaus;
You: Hey, where are you? I can pick you up.
Klaus: I'm going to be inside you in a bit! ;) ;*
You: What the hell? You're drunk. Go find your own ride.
Enzo;
Enzo: Hey babe!
You: Yeah?
Enzo: I want to go on a trip.
You: Where?
Enzo: A TRIP TO THE MOON!
You: Oh my God.
Stefan;
Stefan: Hey booboo! I want to play hide and seek!
You: What the hell?
Stefan: Yeah!! I hide, you seek! Okay!! Count to 50 hundred!
You: I'm done. Bye.
Jeremy;
Jeremy: Babe! Babe! Babe! Answer your texts! I'm bored and if you don't answer I'm going to do something.
You: -_- Really, Jeremy? Black mailing me while I'm buying you Starbucks? You better not have done anything!
Jeremy: Errr.... I wouldn't bet on it, babe. If something's wrong it's all Matt's fault!
Tyler;
Tyler: Baaabbee I missssss you soooo muchhhhh....
You: Tyler, are you drunk?
Tyler: Nooooo... Nit at all...
You: Tyler, I'm sitting right next to you. You're definitely drunk.
*SORRY! I DIDN'T DO ELIJAH'S AND MATT'S!!!*

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The Vampire Diaries Preferences
FanfictionIn the beginning, the boys are Damon, Klaus, Enzo, Stefan, Jeremy, Matt, Tyler and Elijah. Then I took out Matt, Jeremy, and Tyler and added Kol and Kai.