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Lou : hazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Haz : yes loubear

Lou : I'm bored where are you? 

Haz : I'm with James, filming 

Lou : corden? 

Haz : yeah duh

Lou : yeah well tell him if he tries to kiss my husband again I'll fuck him up 

Haz : oh so it's me? tHe cAt dOeSnT tAlK LoIuS

Lou : that was once! You literally kissed james twice!? 

*Haz added Liam to the chat*

Liam : hello? 

Haz : HELLO

Lou : hello :( 

Liam : from the other side? 

Haz : WHY DID LOUIS KISS YOU 😠😠😠

Lou : Haz IT WAS BY MISTAKE!!!! 

Liam : GOD this again? 

Haz : WELL HE BROUGHT UP JAMES 

Liam : I should go

Haz : NO LIAM YOU STAY RIGHT HERE 

Lou : Haz leave him alone. I explained this long back 

Liam : and he slept on the couch for a month

Lou : yeah do you know how bad my back hurt? :( 

Haz : yeah well you deserved it 

Liam : bye boys 

*Liam left the chat*

Haz : Bye. Bi? Bi? Are you bi? 

Lou : 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Haz : ok well james is calling me I gtg 

Lou : bye bye love

*20 mins later*

Haz : AND I'M BACK

Lou : How'd it go? Had fun?

Haz : loads! I'm heading back home now 

Lou : alr good. you tired love? have you eaten today?

Haz : a bit. Ate like a couple slices of pizza

Lou : for the whole day?

Haz : well yeah 

Lou : Haz...You know that's not enough 

Haz : I know but with all the travelling and promo I'm just not getting time and I just don't feel like it you know?

Lou : Love you're stressing yourself way to much. I know your busy with the new album and the next tour and stuff but breathe for a while ok?

Haz : I know :( I'll try lou 

Lou : if you don't I'm cancelling tour and flying there

Haz : then I'm not gonna breathe for a while 

Lou : you know what i mean

Haz : i know 😔

Lou : promise you'll try and eat better?

Haz : I promise I'll try but I really really wish you could come here and give me a cuddle🥺

Lou : thank you love.... you can fly here right after everything's done and I'll give you and endless amount of cuddles 

Haz : That's like a month !

Lou : it'll get over quick. and then you can come with me on tour, and sneak around backstage. and we can cuddle in the tour bus. watch movies. everything.

Haz : anything else you wanna do in the tour bus tommo 😏

Lou : idk what do you suggest 😏

Haz : Mario Kart Activities of course 

Lou : yeah...how fun 😏 are you at home yet?

Haz : yeah im in bed 😏

Lou : alone?

Haz : yep 

*Lou is calling Haz* 

*Haz picks up call*

Lou : Good Night haz 😏

Haz : Sweet Dreams lou 

Lou : "wet dreams just dangling"

Haz : "but your gift is wasted on me"

Lou : no it's not 😏 i can say a 100% it's not a waste 

Haz : 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Lou : Love you haz 💚

Haz : Love you more lou xxxxxxxxxx 💙

Lou : not possible. but you can try i guess

Haz : don't lie to yourself 

Lou : we all know who's lying 

Haz : I love you more and it's a fact

Lou : No it's not. It's an assumption. I love you more

Haz : this is gonna go on for a while isn't it?

Lou : yeah probably I WILL CONTINUE THIS IN THE MORNING 

Haz : WELL ME TOO THEN 










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