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A realistic what does Bill Cipher think of ships

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What does Bill think of ships but it doesn't just appeal to the author's fantasies and opinions

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przez OverhaulsToes

autorstwa @OverhaulsToes

Me? Pinetree?

Stars, you all are just a bunch of fujoshis, huh? The last time I checked, I tried to *checks notes*

-Stage his suicide
-Kill his family
-Tortured his idol
-Caused him trauma
-Destroyed his town

The list goes on and on!

The chances of us getting together are smaller than your planet, an electron even! Sorry to burst your bubble, kids, but he's not interested, and I'm definitely not. We both hate each other.

Besides that, what's the obsession with humanizing me? Are you really that attracted to me? I looked into this ship a little, and frankly, I'd like to tear my eye out. I let humanity evolve too far.

This isn't so bad:

Then there's this Tumblr post the author made me add to keep the deal going: https://eyesoscelestriangle.tumblr.com/post/117456320677/this-is-it-this-is-a-highlight-of-my-life-for

This... whatever:

Ups! Ten obraz nie jest zgodny z naszymi wytycznymi. Aby kontynuować, spróbuj go usunąć lub użyć innego.

Also, considering I am above "gender," it's not even actually "gay." Keep on dreaming.